Fleishr

Jan 28
Lady Gaga, eat your heart out. Photo by Fleishr. Filtering by Instagram. Lady Gaga, eat your heart out.

Photo by Fleishr. Filtering by Instagram.

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Jan 21
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Jan 9
  • Brother: Nevermind nbd
  • Me: OKICYP
  • Brother: THAGTIA CMWYGB
  • Me: what does that mean?
  • Brother: Thanks Have A Great Time In Albany. Call me when you get back
  • Me: Could you read what mine said?
  • Brother: I thought it just said ok, I see you pee
  • Me: Haha yes
  • Brother: But u r inconsistent, u used a Y for You and a C for see
  • Me: LOL I KNOW I REALIZED THAT AFTER I SENT IT
  • Me: look now i'm like dad descending into all caps
  • Me: IWSYWIGB. TYCTMC. DW.
  • Brother: I will see you when I get back. Tomorrow you can take mom's car. Don't worry?
  • Brother: Was I close
  • Me: Omg you are amazing
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Jan 3

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Oct 19

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Oct 8
Tails as kitten. Here was Gina.

Tails as kitten. Here was Gina.
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Sep 28

Textbook Example

  • Me: David Vargas Lopez
  • David Horn: Quiero comprar cassettes de Gloria Estefan y Miami Sound Machine.
  • Me: ¡No busca!
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Sep 3
Saw this after reading this weekend’s a-hed in WSJ’s about Greyfriar’s Bobby. soupsoup: Lisa Pembleton  /  Getty ImagesNavy SEAL Jon Tumilson lay in a coffin, draped in an American flag, in front of a tearful audience mourning his death in Afghanistan. Soon an old friend appeared, and like a fellow soldier on a battlefield, his loyal dog refused to leave him behind. - Today.com contributor Scott Stump Saw this after reading this weekend’s a-hed in WSJ’s about Greyfriar’s Bobby.

soupsoup:

Lisa Pembleton  /  Getty Images

Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson lay in a coffin, draped in an American flag, in front of a tearful audience mourning his death in Afghanistan. Soon an old friend appeared, and like a fellow soldier on a battlefield, his loyal dog refused to leave him behind. - Today.com contributor Scott Stump
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Aug 27

Flooded and Closed Roads in New Jersey from Irene

As of right now — 11:24 p.m. NJST

Source: New Jersey State Police

Atlantic

  • US 30 Eastbound, West of US 9, (MM51.5), Absecon City, all lanes closed and detoured - Police department activity
  • US 322 Both Directions, West of CR 614/Cologne Av, (MM48.9), Hamilton Twp, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
  • US 322 Westbound, Leipzig Av, (MM49.8), Hamilton Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
  • US 40 Eastbound, CR 608/Franklin Av, (MM59.7), Pleasantville, all lanes closed and detoured - Operational Activity
Bergen
  • US 46 Both Directions, Little Ferry Circle, (MM70.0), Little Ferry, - Flooding
Burlington
  • US 206 Northbound, South of CR 622/Tuckerton Rd, (MM12.3), Shamong Twp, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
Camden
  • US 30 Both Directions, CR 723/Fleming Pike, (MM26.6), Winslow Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
Cape May
  • US 9 Both Directions, Garden State Parkway, (MM23.7), Upper Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Downed tree
Cumberland
  • NJ 77 Both Directions, North of CR 659/Bridgeton Av/Rosehayn Av, (MM2.0), Bridgeton, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
Essex
  • I-280 Eastbound, Exit 14E - King St, (MM13.8), Newark, exit ramp closed - Flooding
  • US 22 Eastbound, Weequahic Park, (MM58.5), Newark, 1 to 2 lanes closed - Flooding
Gloucester
  • NJ 45 Both Directions, Delaware St/Cooper Av, (MM25.9), Woodbury, all lanes closed and detoured - Fire department activity
  • NJ 47 Both Directions, North of US 40/Delsea Dr, (MM53.2), Franklin Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
  • US 40 Both Directions, East of NJ 47/Delsea Dr, (MM27.6), Franklin Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
Hudson
  • NJ 7 Both Directions, CR 507/Schuyler Av, (MM4.2), Kearny, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
  • US 1&9/Tonnelle Avenue Both Directions, Secaucus Rd, (MM56.2), North Bergen Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Police department activity
Mercer
  • NJ 29 Both Directions, CR 546/Washington Crossing Rd, (MM12.0), Hopewell Twp, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
  • US 1 Northbound, Market St, (MM0.9), Trenton, ramp closed and detoured - Flooding
Middlesex
  • NJ 27 Both Directions, CR 527/Easton Ave, (MM16.2), New Brunswick, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
  • NJ 27 Southbound, North of NJ 18, (MM16.8), Highland Park, right lane closed - Flooding
Monmouth
  • NJ 33 Both Directions, NJ 34, (MM34.7), Howell Twp, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
  • NJ 33 Both Directions, West of Garden State Parkway, (MM37.1), Tinton Falls, all lanes closed and detoured - Downed tree
  • NJ 35 Both Directions, County Rd, (MM45.2), Aberdeen Twp, 1 to 2 lanes closed - Flooding
  • NJ 35 Northbound, South of West Park Ave, (MM27.4), Ocean Twp, 1 lane may be closed - Flooding
  • NJ 36 Southbound, Highlands Bridge/Shrewsbury River Bridge, (MM11.6), Sea Bright, all lanes closed and detoured - Police department activity
  • US 9 Both Directions, Union Hill Rd, (MM120.0), Marlboro Twp, all lanes may be closed and detoured - Flooding
Ocean
  • NJ 35 Northbound, CR 10/Washington Ave, (MM13.2), Point Pleasant Beach, all lanes closed and detoured - Flooding
  • NJ 72 Both Directions, CR 539/Whiting Rd, (MM13.7), Barnegat Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Downed tree
Passaic
  • I-80 Westbound, East of Exit 55 - NJ 62/Union Blvd, (MM56.0), Totowa, right lane closed - Downed tree
  • I-80 Westbound, Exit 57 - NJ 19, (MM58.2), Paterson, partial ramp closed - Downed tree
Salem
  • NJ 49 Both Directions, East of S Burden Hill Rd, (MM15.5), Quinton Twp, all lanes closed and detoured - Downed tree
Union
  • NJ 28 Eastbound, CR 617/Gordon St, (MM23.6), Roselle Park, 1 to 2 lanes closed - Flooding
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Aug 5
accidentalchinesehipsters: First, let me admit that I want this outfit. I imagine that I would be prepared to do anything in these clothes and I would feel so powerful. The elements would not harm me. Little wings would sprout from my feet. And, as a friend who lived in HK for ten years lamented to me, people in NYC would be appalled. If so, it’s their fault for being behind the fashion curve. Jeanne in Beijing saw this lady on Di’anmen St. and pointed out that her tube socks match her arm tubes, causing her to be: “very minimally exposed to the sun and maintain ultimate fashion savvy while doing it.” Furthermore, “She even has the ultimate hipster accessory: tunnel-vision focus on her smartphone – I snapped a bunch of photos without her ever even looking up.” Right on.

accidentalchinesehipsters:

First, let me admit that I want this outfit. I imagine that I would be prepared to do anything in these clothes and I would feel so powerful. The elements would not harm me. Little wings would sprout from my feet. And, as a friend who lived in HK for ten years lamented to me, people in NYC would be appalled. If so, it’s their fault for being behind the fashion curve.

Jeanne in Beijing saw this lady on Di’anmen St. and pointed out that her tube socks match her arm tubes, causing her to be: “very minimally exposed to the sun and maintain ultimate fashion savvy while doing it.” Furthermore, “She even has the ultimate hipster accessory: tunnel-vision focus on her smartphone – I snapped a bunch of photos without her ever even looking up.” Right on.
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Jul 15

transmulation

My brother asked me why a quote in this “story” sounded so, well, messed up:

President of Warner Bros. Pictures, Dan Fellman said, “We conclude the faithfulness of Harry Potter fans as well as assimilate that they have been watchful 10 years for this moment. We can’t wait for to uncover them the movie, that you hold delivers upon each level, so you have been putting the movie out upon as most screens as probable in an bid to prove direct from seashore to coast. We wish to safeguard that fans who have been counting down to the culmination will have each possibility to see it, early as well as often, as well as you goal that they will take value of the event to watch all their the one preferred characters in 3D for the initial time, that is an knowledge not-to-be-missed.”
After a little digging, my best guess is that it was double auto-translated - from English and back again - from the original press release, where the quote appears:

In making the announcement, Fellman stated, “We appreciate the loyalty of Harry Potter fans and understand that they have been waiting 10 years for this moment. We can’t wait to show them the movie, which we believe delivers on every level, so we are putting the film out on as many screens as possible in an effort to satisfy demand from coast to coast. We want to ensure that fans who have been counting down to the finale will have every chance to see it, early and often, and we hope that they will take advantage of the opportunity to watch all their favorite characters in 3D for the first time, which is an experience not-to-be-missed.”
I told him not to go to stupid non-news websites anymore.
Posted at 4:34pm

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Apr 21
artprize: “Artist Juliana Santacruz Herrera has taken to the streets of Paris to repair unsightly potholes and cracks with braids and braids of colorful yarn.” (via Project Pothole – HonestlyWTF)

artprize:

“Artist Juliana Santacruz Herrera has taken to the streets of Paris to repair unsightly potholes and cracks with braids and braids of colorful yarn.”

(via Project Pothole – HonestlyWTF)
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Apr 2
Pending an official vote tomorrow at noon, this will be the new legislative map of New Jersey.

Pending an official vote tomorrow at noon, this will be the new legislative map of New Jersey.
Posted at 7:46pm

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Mar 16
hipsterorathlete: Joe Namath knows a secret food truck with the best arepas.

hipsterorathlete:

Joe Namath knows a secret food truck with the best arepas.
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