May
25
Thank God For My Neck
I lose my boarding pass, oh, about every 30 seconds after printing it out. On average, I’d say I lose (and quickly find again) my boarding pass 5.3 times per trip to the airport. Once I checked it and had to get a new one. Usually it’s shoved into a crevice of my pocketbook. Occasionally in my back jeans pocket.
OK I have to go use it now. That is, assuming I can find it.