Jul
21
I instinctively jumped slightly when I saw that flower. Get it? Hot? Flameball?
This is the T-Shirt Catchphrase All-Stars. I think we’ve all been to a fair number of t-shirt websites, all of them featuring random quotes from movies, tv or the internet and playing on the idea (a flower from super mario is why i’m hot! lol!) or just flat out printing them on the shirt. Obviously there will be people to buy the shirts, because there are a lot of morons out there. For the vendor, however, there is a circle of hell reserved for that sort of pandering (the sin, apparently, is called “asshatness”) and it’s conveniently located in the space between Cassius’ balls.
Here’s to you, cookie cutter t-shirt vendors. http://www.hotnessfactory.com