What Is Going On Here?
Also, where is Middle One’s right foot?
Just don’t look into their eyes!Here is a generic fug picture of some women who are famous for no reason in particular. To keep myself from vomiting at the sight of these beasties, I tried to evaluate the picture on its more architectural merits. Namely, where in the name of God are these legs coming from?
The one on the left is apparently Kimberly Stewart. If you are brave enough to look, consider the leg being clutched by Middle One [a more descriptive moniker than her real name]. It’s three shades darker and 10 inches thicker before it goes through the magical crook of Middle One’s arm compared to when it exits.
Now take a deep breath and look between Stewart’s “leg.” Whose knee is that? And to whom does the knee above the Stewart “leg” belong?
I feel like I’m in the Minotaur’s maze. Please get me out.
